The Continued Adventures of Celebrity Hair School

[earlgreytea68]

You know who else attends Celebrity Hair School? Aidan Turner. The BBC sends him, so he can learn from the master of hair acting, David Tennant. Aidan is all excited. It's David Tennant. The Doctor. It's such a great opportunity for him! Russell Tovey is all like, "Whatever, if you ask me, David is a little hair prejudiced," and Aidan is like, "You mean he likes people better if they have great hair? GO, ME."

At Celebrity Hair School, Aidan Turner sits next to Misha Collins, and Misha is like, "You're such a teacher's pet," and Aidan is like, "It's the Doctor," and Misha is like, "I can't believe you idolize this man. He is a lunatic," and then DT is like, "Don't mind Misha, Aidan. He's just jealous because our hair is better at brooding." And Aidan is all like, "OMG DAVID TENNANT GOD OF HAIR ACTING JUST PRAISED MY HAIR ACTING!!!!11!!1"

And then DT would talk about the challenges specifically of playing Sad Vampire hair, and everyone would look at RPattz, and RPattz would be like, "Don't look at me, I don't know what Edward Cullen is, but he's not a vampire." And everyone would be like, "Yeah, that's a good point," and Aidan would be like, "I play a vampire who doesn't sparkle," and RPattz would be like, "Can people stop with the sparkling comments already? Hey, can you get me the ghost's phone number? I like birds who dig vampires," and Aidan would be like, "Yeah, no."

Craig Ferguson loves Aidan Turner. He's like, "Yeah! Another gentleman with an accent! Here, have a puppet! People love puppets with accents!"

And then there would be a vampire-off between Aidan and RPattz, and John Barrowman would have them wear those wax fangs, and Jason Bateman is like, "Barrowman! How did you sneak in here again?!"

Comments

[frakup.livejournal.com]

Your mind is a terrifying wonderful place.

[tripocket.livejournal.com]

Sometimes you need to lay down the crack pipe and pick up the pen.

[amberwind.livejournal.com]

I want what you're smoking, because that is some EPIC shit right there.

[kaffy_r]

You may not know what this is, but I'm glad it exists, because it is very, very funny.

Hysterically so, actually.

[catyuy.livejournal.com]

May we add Scott Speedman from the Underworld movies?
And maybe Micheal Sheen for every movie his hair is different.

[tardistenantsue.livejournal.com]

It sounds fun to be in your mind! I have those moments from time to time, and it makes me fell all that much better to have read this!

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

Wanna know what happened? You said Tennant's hair and Misha's hair were in the same room and my brain went *fizzle*

[glorious-clio.livejournal.com]

Oh Lord, this is the best show. I can't wait for the next episode.

[fishface44.livejournal.com]

Hooray! It's my favorite reality show, Celebrity Hair School!!!
Poor Russell Tovey! He is adorable, but his hair stands no chance against this crowd!!!

[outforawalk.livejournal.com]

I would watch this.


And I would LOVE IT.

[spikewriter]

This is so wrong, wrong, wrong -- and I love it.

[themusecalliope]

Here I am, lying in bed all grumpy and ill and you just gave me the best giggle. (Ok. So it made me cough, but totally worth it.)

You. Are. Made. of. Win.

[tigerstriped86.livejournal.com]

Celebrity Hair School should also have David Boreanaz as puppet!Angel from the "Smile Time" ep of Angel.

[auntiesuze.livejournal.com]

Heh. Heh. Heheheheheh.

Perfect thing to read after finally finishing my last paper for school (well, this semester anyway).

[azriona.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about, and I kind of think you might be on drugs, but I'm amused anyway. :)

[abbyromana.livejournal.com]

Whoa whoa! Is is a real TV show or a fic? If a show, where can I get a copy of it?. If this is a fic.... pleassssse keep writing it! :D

Mention of David and hair 2 big pts
Mention of Adian another 1 pt
Mention of Tovey... oh, you are so getting more points.

*Flirty fan girl in me is sqeeing*

[hubbit.livejournal.com]

"Brilliant!", he said, quoting Ten for no other reason than to have a reason to post a response using this apt icon. :D

[liber-noctuae.livejournal.com]

hee. love this.

[beatlejessie.livejournal.com]

Why oh why isn't this a real show?? It would be freaking AWESOME!! Cracktastic, but awesome :D

[invisiblecake.livejournal.com]

I just stumbled onto this post randomly from someone else's.

I need to be friends with you now, for your brain is amazing and I must have more of it in my life.

Sorry if that sounded creepy at all...

[meralee82.livejournal.com]

I was just rereading the awesomeness that is CHS. Poor Chris Eccelstone. Do you suppose he off somewhere brooding over the lack of hair, and subsequent lack of hair acting, in his tenure as The Doctor?