Advent Drabble 18 - Bunting
Dec. 18th, 2016 07:04 pmFor
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“Everything about your plan is brilliant,” Eames said, “except for the fact that you want me to forge a baseball player.”
“The mark loves baseball,” said Arthur.
“But I know absolutely nothing about baseball. I am an expert when it comes to handling balls—”
Arthur rolled his eyes.
“—but as far as I’m concerned ‘bunting’ is a holiday decoration.”
“Do you want me to teach you about baseball?”
“I want you to dress in tight baseball trousers and throw some balls around with me. If in the process I learn something about baseball, that’d be an added bonus.”
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“Everything about your plan is brilliant,” Eames said, “except for the fact that you want me to forge a baseball player.”
“The mark loves baseball,” said Arthur.
“But I know absolutely nothing about baseball. I am an expert when it comes to handling balls—”
Arthur rolled his eyes.
“—but as far as I’m concerned ‘bunting’ is a holiday decoration.”
“Do you want me to teach you about baseball?”
“I want you to dress in tight baseball trousers and throw some balls around with me. If in the process I learn something about baseball, that’d be an added bonus.”