Oh, John, seriously? You had a lovely little talk and Sherlock tells you your mum's message and you end the conversation with that?

*smacks John*

*smacks John again for good measure*

Which means, of course, that Sherlock is going to find a girl for one of them to date (Molly? Irene? Mary? Sarah?), and then they'll date her, and the guy dating her is going to be miserable, and the guy not dating her is going to be miserable, and the girl will be miserable, and everyone's just headed for a whole bunch of angsty misery, and Moriarty will be gloating in the corner. And probably still betting on games, the rat. I hope you have something planned where he gets caught and Sherlock isn't implicated in anything.

You know, you have got to plan these chapters of yours a little better. Can't you post extreme fluff from N&N when you post the extreme angst from B&C, or vice versa? Or at least not post two cliffhangery things at once? Or are you just this sadistic?

(No, wait, I saw all the red marks on my chapters, I know the answer to that question; never mind.)

Fine. I'm going to go code and post the first chapter of Mise, let's see if that makes you happy! Thhhhbbbttt:::::

*goes, returns to smack John a third time*