OOOh, you had to post this on a night when I had so much work to do I had to wait to read this, dangling overhead like a very distracting carrot?

Anyway, wonderful start here. I can't wait to see where you're going with this, and so far your Eames-voice is spot on (though his is far from surprising). Inceptionlock. Why has no one thought of this brilliant-briliancy before?