Advent Drabble 14 - Trauma

[earlgreytea68]

Requested by hominysnark 

Sherlock was, predictably, willing to engage in the decorating of gingerbread people if it meant they could be decapitated or otherwise mutilated with plenty of red icing to represent the blood gushing from gory wounds.

John remarked, “To any other child, this might be traumatic.”

Oliver happily munched on a severed leg.

“What’s traumatic about this?” Sherlock demanded. “It’s a fake murder! True trauma is having to sit and listen to the vapid conversation of Mrs. Hudson’s so-called ‘baking friends.’” Sherlock’s voice dripped scorn.

John laughed. “Were you enlisted to help bake the gingerbread?”

“It was torture,” Sherlock clipped out.

Comments

[hominysnark]

You poor, poor man.

[earlgreytea68]

Truly, he suffers acutely.

[rereader]

I notice that Sherlock did not complain about the baking, only Mrs. Hudson's friends--BAKING IS CHEMISTRY!

[chocolamousse]

Baking is chemistry indeed and Sherlock is brilliant at chemistry.


:D
[x]

[rereader]

LOLOLOL!

[chocolamousse]

Wait, there's more. Someone reblogged it and added, "Cooking is just applied chemistry, John, I’m sure I can handle it. Now hurry up and drink your pie." :D

(Damn, I've just realised I mixed up my links, the one that leads to this drawing is
https://chocolamousse.tumblr.com/post/697106804514160640/swissmissfanartfavs-marielikestodraw)

[rereader]

… Yum? :D

[brunettepet]

Hahahahaha!

[earlgreytea68]

Ha!

[earlgreytea68]

Yes, I think Sherlock definitely enjoys baking!

[chocolamousse]

:D
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[earlgreytea68]

Hahaha! Adorable! And I'm sure his head was delicious!

[chocolamousse]

The artist added, "It tastes like tea and ugly jumpers." To which John replies, I hate you." :D

[earlgreytea68]

lololol

[rifleman_lincoln]

*chortle*

Mrs Hudson 1, Sherlock 0 !!

[earlgreytea68]

I think Mrs. Hudson is probably winning by a lot more ;-)

[brunettepet]

Oliver happily munching on a gingerbread severed leg is an image that's going to make me smile all day.

[earlgreytea68]

Oh, yay!