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earlgreytea68) wrote2007-11-19 08:34 pm
earlgreytea68) wrote2007-11-19 08:34 pm
jlrpuck at the Airport!
Sometimes, jlrpuck, arctacuda, and I have the awesomest ideas. Revolutionary ideas. Ideas that should make us millionaires, and it's unclear why they haven't yet. Well, today we have another. It's a children's book called "jlrpuck at the Airport." If one of us could draw, we'd illustrate it, but sadly, we can just write the text. We have an idea that it's going to be a "Pat the Bunny" interactive type book. It's going to go something like this:
jlrpuck, arctacuda, and I have the awesomest ideas. Revolutionary ideas. Ideas that should make us millionaires, and it's unclear why they haven't yet. Well, today we have another. It's a children's book called "jlrpuck at the Airport." If one of us could draw, we'd illustrate it, but sadly, we can just write the text. We have an idea that it's going to be a "Pat the Bunny" interactive type book. It's going to go something like this:jlrpuck flies a lot! jlrpuck goes to exciting places! Like Tokyo! And Guam! Guam is a real place! Here it is on a map!
When jlrpuck flies, she watces a lot of David Tennant! David Tennant is a great British actor! Here is a picture of David Tennant!
Sometimes, jlrpuck writes stories when she flies! Sometimes, jlrpuck writes naughty words in her stories! Bad jlrpuck!
jlrpuck writes smut when she travels and then types it on her laptop! Now YOU type smut on jlrpuck's laptop! (This page will have a squishy keyboard.)
jlrpuck sometimes drinks free Bloody Marys while she flies! Here's the recipe for a Bloody Mary! Now YOU make a Bloody Mary and drink it!
Sometimes, jlrpuck meets handsome pilots! "Ogh, guh," says jlrpuck when she meets handsome pilots! Then she checks her make-up in her cosmetic mirror. Now YOU check your make-up in jlrpuck's cosmetic mirror!
Then jlrpuck applies perfume! Smell what jlrpuck's perfume smells like!
Sometimes, jlrpuck travels with friends! They do all sorts of fun things, like visit museums, eat pig blood, and watch plays where John Simm takes off his trousers. Now YOU take off John Simm's trousers!
Now, now! John Simm's pants don't come off! Leave little John Simm alone!
When jlrpuck flies, she watces a lot of David Tennant! David Tennant is a great British actor! Here is a picture of David Tennant!
Sometimes, jlrpuck writes stories when she flies! Sometimes, jlrpuck writes naughty words in her stories! Bad jlrpuck!
jlrpuck writes smut when she travels and then types it on her laptop! Now YOU type smut on jlrpuck's laptop! (This page will have a squishy keyboard.)
jlrpuck sometimes drinks free Bloody Marys while she flies! Here's the recipe for a Bloody Mary! Now YOU make a Bloody Mary and drink it!
Sometimes, jlrpuck meets handsome pilots! "Ogh, guh," says jlrpuck when she meets handsome pilots! Then she checks her make-up in her cosmetic mirror. Now YOU check your make-up in jlrpuck's cosmetic mirror!
Then jlrpuck applies perfume! Smell what jlrpuck's perfume smells like!
Sometimes, jlrpuck travels with friends! They do all sorts of fun things, like visit museums, eat pig blood, and watch plays where John Simm takes off his trousers. Now YOU take off John Simm's trousers!
Now, now! John Simm's pants don't come off! Leave little John Simm alone!
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And the saddest thing? I'm a librarian but I've never read Pat the Bunny. Goodness knows that when I do read it, I'll be thinking of this. [giggles]
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Glad we made you laugh!
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Just, er, sayin'. That said, reading the original e-mail exchange of this in the Atlanta airport this afternoon was the highlight of my day.
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(Anonymous) 2007-11-20 05:43 am (UTC)(link)no subject
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Also, you didn't tell us the whole tray table thing! Or we would have incorporated it!