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earlgreytea68) wrote2017-12-23 07:06 pm
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Advent Drabble 23 - McDonald's
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“There’s nothing for it,” said Nicholas. “We’ll just have to give in and stop at a McDonald’s.”
“A McDonald’s,” said Elliot, stricken. “How far we have fallen. Our lives might as well be over.”
“Stop it, would you,” said Nicholas good-naturedly.
“We have no dignity left. I hope no one I know sees me.”
“What would anyone you know be doing at a McDonald’s?” asked Nicholas, amused.
Elliot made a dramatic noise of intense existential suffering.
Nicholas said, “So I assume you don’t want anything from McDonald’s?”
“I want a Big Mac, fries, and a chocolate shake,” Elliot answered immediately.
“There’s nothing for it,” said Nicholas. “We’ll just have to give in and stop at a McDonald’s.”
“A McDonald’s,” said Elliot, stricken. “How far we have fallen. Our lives might as well be over.”
“Stop it, would you,” said Nicholas good-naturedly.
“We have no dignity left. I hope no one I know sees me.”
“What would anyone you know be doing at a McDonald’s?” asked Nicholas, amused.
Elliot made a dramatic noise of intense existential suffering.
Nicholas said, “So I assume you don’t want anything from McDonald’s?”
“I want a Big Mac, fries, and a chocolate shake,” Elliot answered immediately.
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ME, AN INTELLECTUAL: McDonald's only sells junk food, it's totally unhealthy and must be avoided at all costs. I'm a sensible adult and I know better. My body is a temple and everything.
ALSO ME, OWNER OF A REPTILIAN BRAIN: THIS IS SUGAR AND FAT AND SOFT GIMME.
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