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Advent Drabble 16 - For dqbunny
Dec. 16th, 2011 09:33 am“I hate fruitcake,” said Sylvain.
“You’ve never had good fruitcake.”
“I have had plenty of fruitcake.”
“You’ve never had my fruitcake,” amended Fortuna.
“It would be more fun if that was a euphemism for something.”
“But you have had my fruitcake euphemistically speaking.”
“Why are we having this ridiculous conversation?”
“Because you won’t try my fruitcake.”
“I didn’t say that. I just want you to be prepared for the fact that I don’t like fruitcake.”
“And I want you to be prepared for the fact that you’re wrong about fruitcake.”
Sylvain tried the fruitcake. “So. That’s delicious.”
“Told you so.”
“You’ve never had good fruitcake.”
“I have had plenty of fruitcake.”
“You’ve never had my fruitcake,” amended Fortuna.
“It would be more fun if that was a euphemism for something.”
“But you have had my fruitcake euphemistically speaking.”
“Why are we having this ridiculous conversation?”
“Because you won’t try my fruitcake.”
“I didn’t say that. I just want you to be prepared for the fact that I don’t like fruitcake.”
“And I want you to be prepared for the fact that you’re wrong about fruitcake.”
Sylvain tried the fruitcake. “So. That’s delicious.”
“Told you so.”
