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The Doctor intends them to be festive. He finds self-jingling bells on the planet Bog and puts them up all over the TARDIS. Bells jingle all up and down the hallways.

Rose says, “It’s a bit much, isn’t it?”

The Doctor says, “The kids love it!”

The TARDIS adds helpful sound-proofing.

But it turns out the kids do not love it.

Fortuna says flatly, “Father Christmas is stalking us.”

Athena adds, “The jingle bells are surveillance.”

Brem continues, “We are living in a virtual police state.”

Rose says, “I see they were paying attention during your history lessons on totalitarianism.”  



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“I’ve always felt weird about having cats as a pet,” the Doctor says, “ever since those nuns on New Earth.”

“Oh, and you never found a planet that had a dog for a prime minister?” Rose retorts.

Fortuna says, “Sylvain says that the cat will choose us, if we’re meant to have a cat.”

“Oh, Sylvain’s right about that,” Matt agrees. “Remember we had that stray cat that adopted us senior year?”

“Yes,” Brem says. “But then it turned out to be a bomb that had been engineered just to look like a cat. Got to watch out for cats.”

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Rose’s kids are not good at waiting. It is not one of the skills valued by time travelers.

Rose buys them Advent calendars and brings them back to the TARDIS. The kids are utterly perplexed.

“You open one of the little doors each day of December,” she explains.

“But,” Brem says, nose scrunched up with thought, “why not just open them all at once?”

“That’s not the point. It’s for counting down each day to Christmas.”

“But we could just skip ahead to Christmas,” Athena points out quizzically.

“I vote we just open every door now,” Fortuna proposes.

Rose sighs.

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The Doctor thinks it’s an understandable mistake. He has two daughters in the TARDIS who are so in love with sparkly things that just walking through the control room can be enough to cover him in glitter. They have more tiaras than anyone can count; just the tiaras gifted to them by grateful planetary empresses number in the dozens.

So the Doctor, faced with what kind of cupcakes to buy for the girls at the bakery on Rrrrrrh, decides the sparkly ones are the obvious choice.

How was he to know they would turn out to taste like sweaty socks?


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Life on the TARDIS meant that whatever they saw anywhere, no matter the planet or galaxy, they had only to ask for it, and it would be accomplished. Such was remodeling on the TARDIS.

The feature was most useful when it came to the kids, who, as teenagers, changed their rooms on a weekly basis. Time Lords, Rose learned, found no need to change their clothes but were dedicated to changing their wall colors and décor at a frenetic pace. Luckily, TARDIS life meant that all Rose had to do was be invited, pleasantly (and frequently), to assorted big reveals.



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The kids decided there needed to be more plants in the TARDIS.

“It’s not a bad idea, Rose,” the Doctor said. “More plants help maintain a healthy atmosphere.”

“We have an entire garden in here,” Rose pointed out.

“But not in the control room!” Fortuna whined.

“Who’s going to water them?”

“The TARDIS!” Brem exclaimed.

Well, there were advantages to living in a TARDIS.

So none of the plants died, until the day Athena brought in a wtnmngwds, which turned out to be a plant that viciously attacked and ate all other plants.

Then they had to have plant funerals.

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“There’s something wrong with the TARDIS,” the girls said in unison, as Brem frowned at the console.

“Uh-oh,” the Doctor said, because he could feel it, too. “It’s a windstorm.”

“In outer space?” said Rose.

The Doctor shrugged. “It can have its own kind of weather. Doesn’t happen often, but we can’t travel against a headwind like this.”

“So we’re snowed in?” Athena asked, eyes shining.

“No snow, just wind—”

“It’s just like the movies, we’re snowed in, we need to make hot cocoa and tell stories,” Fortuna insisted.

“It’s wind,” the Doctor said.

He found himself making cocoa.



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They could, if they wanted, make Christmas come every day.

But they don’t. Rose has always liked for Christmas to feel special, and the only way to make it special is to separate it from all the other days. Their Christmases aren’t always separated by 365 days, but there’s time between them. Enough time for Rose to feel like the tree will feel special again, the carols, the feasting.

Sometimes Jackie says, “You know, it’s the middle of August,” when they fetch her for Christmas, and Rose just says gaily, “Not in here!” and then, laughing, they pull a cracker.



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The Doctor knew better than anyone that the TARDIS was limitless. There were countless nooks and crannies he knew nothing about.

Like the amusement park.

It’s the kids who discover that one, bouncing around talking about roller coasters.

“Roller coasters?” he said blankly. “What?” He looked at Rose, who shrugged.

“No idea,” she said.

“Come see!” Fortuna exclaimed, grabbing his hand.

And there it was, right down six hallways and around three corners, a room with a roller coaster.

“Wellllll,” said the Doctor, amazed, and didn’t know what else to say.

“It’s even got a water slide!” Brem pointed out.



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“Come play with us,” Athena requests – nay, commands. You disobey Athena at your peril.

One of the perks of a long lifetime is the feeling that you can afford to put other things off in favor of having a glittery tea party with your daughters. After all, they will be small for much less time than you will be old.

So the Doctor sits on the floor of the TARDIS control room and toasts to the Queen, and to Mummy, and to Brem.

“What about me?” he asks.

They consider the question, then graciously permit him a toast as well.


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The girls want to go ice skating.

“Please, please,” they beg, leaping up and down. “Please can we go?”

They dig through the wardrobe in search of ice skates that will fit, they gather coats and hats and mittens. Brem wants hockey skates, and the Doctor finds him figure skates, and it is very tragic.

But finally, all of the kids are out on the ice and it’s snowing and the trees are twinkling with lights and the Doctor thinks it was the worth the effort.

The girls come barreling over. “We’re done now! Let’s go in for hot cocoa!”


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You could lose track of time, traveling in the TARDIS, which Matt knew. Still, when they visited his parents and everyone was wearing masks, it was startling to see how much he’d missed.

“Oh, right,” Brem said when Matt mentioned it. “The pandemic. The covid-19 pandemic, I mean. Yes, right, of course.”

“You knew about it?” Matt asked incredulously.

“Of course,” said Brem.

“I didn’t know,” Athena said, frowning.

“You never paid attention in future history classes,” Brem pointed out. “And I’ve jumped around more in the timeline.”

“So how does it end?” asked Matt.

“It ends well,” said Brem.


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The year that Athena and Fortuna developed an obsession with ballet (and more specifically the tutus associated with ballet), Rose suggested they should go see The Nutcracker performed.

The Doctor shuddered in deep horror. “Never. It’s horrifying. If you’d seen the real Nutcracker, you would understand.”

“The real Nutcracker?” Rose echoed.

“Yes, there’s a planet reigned over by a nutcracker, and he is terrifying. Always chomping down on people’s bits to punish them.” The Doctor shuddered again. “Where do you think Tchaikovsky got the idea from?”

Rose stared at him. “…You know that’s not what happens in the ballet, right?”


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“I’m just saying,” said Rose, as she stripped the children systematically of snow-encrusted clothing, raising her voice to be heard over the chattering of their teeth, “we’ve got a TARDIS, we can go anywhere, it would be nice to use it to avoid blizzards and seek out beaches.”

It had been six blizzard planets in a row. Rose was entitled to be stroppy.

So the next planet the Doctor found them pristine white sand beaches, turquoise waters, and Rose was looking forward to an easier time, no frostbitten fingers, no sodden woolen hats.

And then the kids all got sunburnt.


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Rose had by this time grown used to the light of all sorts of stars. On Earth, of course, the only star to shine was the sun. But out in the wide world of the universe, all sorts of stars shone in all sorts of ways. Her children grew up speaking not of sunshine but starshine.

Old habits died hard, thought. So when Rose accidentally remarked that it was sunny outside, her children laughed at her.

“Starry!” Fortuna exclaimed. “It’s starry out!”

“That’s not the sun,” Brem corrected his mum. “It’s Arcturus!”

“It’s Arcturus-y out!” Athena added.

And Rose smiled.


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“There’s a planet,” the Doctor announced, “where it’s always winter.”

“Like Hoth?” said Fortuna.

“Hoth is a planet created by George Lucas who knew nothing about anything and wouldn’t listen to me,” sniffed the Doctor. “This is a place where it’s always Christmas!”

“Every day?” said Athena.

“Correctamundo!” said the Doctor.

“I thought you were never using that word again,” said Rose.

“If it’s always Christmas,” said Brem suspiciously, “wouldn’t you get tired of Christmas?”

“I think it sounds brilliant!” exclaimed Athena. “Presents every day!”

“Daily glitter!” added Fortuna.

Brem gave his father a look. “Now look what you’ve done.”


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When it came to TARDISes, the kids had learned early, gentleness helped. A soft touch, a careful pat. TARDISes were, when you came right down to it, sensitive, easily offended. The kids whinged at their dad that he needed to be less combative.

“She’s taken me exactly where she wants to go our entire acquaintance,” the Doctor sniffed. “It’s just a very long disagreement we’re having.”

“She’s always taken you where you need to go,” Rose countered easily.

When their TARDISes disregarded all attempts to be directed, the kids always remembered this: gentleness, and knowing where you needed to go.
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“But,” Brem insists, “we must put them in the post.”

“TARDISes don’t need post,” the Doctor responds, indignant. “The very idea of Time Lords having to send parcels from a post office when you’ve got an entire TARDIS—”

“Santa doesn’t accept TARDIS mail,” Brem says stubbornly. “Santa is human.”

The Doctor snorts. “Santa gets around the entire planet in one night. He’s definitely not human.”

Brem says, “Mum always put letters to Santa in the post. We should do it Mum’s way.”

The Doctor looks across at Rose and smiles. “Wellllllll. You’ve got me there. Can’t argue with that.”
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“The thing about starlight,” Brem begins.

“If you say that we’re all made of it,” says the man with a grin, “I’ll be so disappointed.”

Brem frowns. “Why?”

“It’s an overused line.”

“Oh,” says Brem, and then, “I was going to say they it looks different in space. They only twinkle because of your atmosphere. So, when you were singing ‘Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star’ just now, it was only appropriate because we’re here on Earth.”

“And where else would we be?”

“Not on Earth,” suggests Brem.

The smile unfurls, wide and delighted. “Now that’s a line I’ve never heard before.”
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I have UNBELIEVABLY AMAZING news for Chaosverse fans. I get asked frequently if I have the 'verse all in one file and I alway have to say no, because I don't. In fact, I don't even have the 'verse all in Word format anymore because I've been through several computers since I the beginning of that 'verse so many years ago.

And I couldn't even get it all over to AO3 because AO3 hates me and did ridiculous things with the formatting and blargh.

But now I have an incredible announcement:

[livejournal.com profile] lazorsaurus has made the entire Chaosverse into one epub file for everyone! And, actually, it's a really, really big file (I'm told the whole Chaosverse totals 507,000 words total. Which seems long on the one hand and on the other hand I spent 200,000 words talking about a clone baby and am, like, 65,000 words into babbling about HGTV reality shows so this is just me, I guess), so it's also divided up into four smaller files, which might be easier to deal with.

Anyway, if I've hopefully done it right, it should reside at this dropbox. Let me know if I haven't done it right. And I hope you enjoy!

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