A/N: If you're celebrating: Merry Christmas Eve! This is the last of the Advent drabbles. Normally I have a couple left over and I just finish them up, but I have a lot left over this year and I didn't have time to finish them all up, so, alas, I'm going to draw a line in the sand here. But you will be getting a fic tomorrow. IN A BRAND NEW FANDOM I'VE NEVER WRITTEN IN BEFORE. I leave you to that teaser. :-) (And KtCR will be updated eventually, too. With a chapter that is totally not full of Christmas cheer, I timed that poorly.)
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“I think,” said Eames, “that we should ask for directions.”
“We’re not lost,” said Arthur. “Do you know how well I researched this? We’re not lost.”
“What do you think, Lucky?”
“I’m sure we’re not lost,” said Lucky diplomatically, “but we should probably also ask for directions.”
“Do you know whose fault this is?”
“Mine?” Eames guessed.
“Yes. Because normal people don’t cut their own Christmas trees. Normal people go to stores and get handed Christmas trees.”
“Where’s your Christmas spirit, darling? Did it also get lost?”
“We should ask for directions to Arthur’s Christmas spirit,” suggested Lucky.
Arthur sighed.
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“I think,” said Eames, “that we should ask for directions.”
“We’re not lost,” said Arthur. “Do you know how well I researched this? We’re not lost.”
“What do you think, Lucky?”
“I’m sure we’re not lost,” said Lucky diplomatically, “but we should probably also ask for directions.”
“Do you know whose fault this is?”
“Mine?” Eames guessed.
“Yes. Because normal people don’t cut their own Christmas trees. Normal people go to stores and get handed Christmas trees.”
“Where’s your Christmas spirit, darling? Did it also get lost?”
“We should ask for directions to Arthur’s Christmas spirit,” suggested Lucky.
Arthur sighed.