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earlgreytea68Sherlock: John. Come here.
John: [stares with exasperated, "You know what I'm going to say" expression]
Sherlock: [beleagured sigh] Please.
John: All right. [walks over to him]
Sherlock: Ok, you're 5'7" and I'm 6'2". The same height as the people involved in this case. Now, I need to kiss you and see if I have to bend over to do so. You see if you need to go up on your tiptoes.
John: ...What now?
Sherlock: You heard me. Now, I'll be the male victim and you be the female victim.
John: I'm NOT a girl!
Sherlock: John, there's nothing wrong with being a girl. But there is something wrong with being an idiot, which you are right now. Are you a homophobe? Are a misogynist?
John: [seethes]
Sherlock: When I kiss you, kick out your leg behind you, like in a screwball comedy. Honestly, haven't you ever been properly kissed?
Sherlock: When I kiss you, kick out your leg behind you, like in a screwball comedy. Honestly, haven't you ever been properly kissed?
