Catyuy's Top Fives
Aug. 8th, 2009 09:29 amTop 5 DW Characters Who Should Get Their Own Shows
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Sally Sparrow. "Blink" is one of my all-time favorite episodes, and I think that's all down to the fact that I adore Sally Sparrow. She absolutely rocks. I'd totally watch an investigation show with her and Larry Nightingale, detectives and DVD-shop owners...
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Jackie Tyler. Old-School Jackie Tyler, not Pete's World Jackie Tyler, which, no offense to Pete's World Jackie Tyler, but I'd want a show starring the Jackie from S1 and S2. Actually, I think I'd want her to have a talk show. She's sit on the sofa in her lounge and gossip with her viewers and offer advice. Wouldn't it be awesome?
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Mickey Smith. I've always thought that Mickey Smith should have had a Pete's World spinoff where he and Jake ran around snogging and saving the (alternate) world.
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John Simm's Master. It would be called "Crafts with the Master." And he would teach us how to knit handcuffs and how to paint pictures of our enemies being destroyed and how to sculpt enormous statuesof ourselves.
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John Smith. Wouldn't you watch a show about John Smith? A sweeping historical drama.
Top 5 Old School Companions I Wish Had Been On-Screen with Ten
Full Disclosure: I've never seen any old Who, so I'm working off of what little I've gleaned of that universe from being in fandom.
1. Romana. When Ten is opposite other Time Lords (the Master, the "next Doctor"), Tennant shifts subtly, so that you realize he's been slightly condescending toward every non-Time-Lord he's encountered. I like this Ten, I think it's a fascinating and perfect choice on Tennant's part and I love how he pulls it off, and I'd love to see him play off another Time Lord like Romana.
2. Following from the Romana point above, Susan. Because not only is she another Time Lord, but there's the vague relationship question that I think Tennant would have played beautifully. I'm glad Romana and Susan never showed up, because I think the continual return of Time Lords would lessen the whole Time War arc, but it still would have been fun.
3. The Brigadier. Because everyone seems to like him, and Ten needs to hang out with more men.
4. Leela. Because I think Ten's fairly formal suits would like nice next to animal skins.
5. Adric. Because there would have been guilt, and that's Ten's bread and butter.
Top 5 Shows DW Should Crossover With
1. "Gossip Girl." Okay, I'm only choosing this because I've written it.
2. "Supernatural." Yup, written that one, too. But, honestly, it just makes sense that they would eventually run into each other.
3. "Top Gear." I think Ten would be hilarious on this show. He would complain about having to drive a car instead of a TARDIS, and he would totally enthusiastically join Jeremy in his terrible plans, during which they would attempt to out-whinge each other.
4. "The West Wing." Kristin was trying to get me to write this the other night. I stay out of writing WW fics, because I am no Aaron Sorkin, but can't you just see Toby staring at a manic Ten? Because I can.
5. Hmm. Does "Harry Potter" count, even though it's not a show? Because all wizards are clearly Time Lords. Okay, maybe I'll go with "30 Minute Meals," just because, like, why not? EVERYTHING can use a little Ten.
Top 5 Times the Doctor and Rose Should Have Kissed
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After their farewell hug in "Age of Steel." There's this moment when they almost lean their foreheads together after that hug, and they just smile at each other, and there should have totally been a snog in there.
2.
They should be snogging each other all over T&C, but especially after they howl each other into the Vortex at the end of T&C. Oh, who are we kidding, they totally shagged after that episode fades to black.
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During their TSP reunion hug.
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During their reunion in TSE. I still feel cheated over that.
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When Rose comes back from Pete's World in "Doomsday." She should have grabbed him and snogged the life out of him.
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Date: 2009-08-08 02:22 pm (UTC)Well done.
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Date: 2009-08-08 06:50 pm (UTC)Your reasoning behind Leela and Adric for companions is made of complete WIN. Also you've made me randomly picture Ten in a loincloth and for that I thank you most deeply.
The five missed snogging opportunities make me feel very wistful. *sigh* You are absolutely correct on every one, though. Frankly, I do not understand why Rose was not kissing Ten every moment they were onscreen together. Well. Offscreen too. All the time, really.
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Date: 2009-08-09 12:51 am (UTC)TEN IN LOINCLOTH. IS NOW DEAD.
Well. Who says they weren't snogging off-screen? (I am a terrible person. Ignore me.)
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Date: 2009-08-09 02:14 am (UTC)Alas, I do not remember which genius mind came up with that idea. I can, however, assure you it was not mine.
(I am a terrible person. Ignore me.)
INCORRECT. The suggestion that Rose and the Doctor were constantly snogging offscreen is the absolute antithesis of terrible, or something a terrible person would say.
*mind wandering happily back to thoughts of Ten in a loincloth* Would he be mortified? Or strutting about, preening? DISCUSS.
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Date: 2009-08-09 02:49 pm (UTC)K was talking about the evils of double-pointed knitting needles. You, chicklet, were talking about wanting green gloves, and jlrpuck said she'd make you some except they are made with double-pointed needles and she suggested you wouldn't want gloves knit by pure evil. This made you picture the Master knitting, and I asked if he was knitting handcuffs. And then, yes, to no one's great shock given this is the kind of "useful" thing I do with my time, I suggested that crafting with the Master would make a great TV show, and EGT agreed and said the Master should whisper everything like he's on "The Joy of Painting." The end.
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Date: 2009-08-10 04:12 am (UTC)You are a most excellent historian, my friend. Not to mention the font of one of the best ideas for a TV program EVER.
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Date: 2009-08-08 08:02 pm (UTC)This icon now needs to be rechristened my "Crafts with the Master" icon.
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Date: 2009-08-09 01:34 am (UTC)It's on dailymotion in 8 minute clips. Someday, someday I will get you to watch.
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Date: 2009-08-08 11:18 pm (UTC)Especially sweeping historical dramas with John Smith. *wibbles*
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Date: 2009-08-09 02:03 pm (UTC)The Doctor as X File would be fun too. Mulder must have a file on him. I'm just putting that out there.
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Date: 2009-08-09 06:04 pm (UTC)Your X-Files idea is totally brilliant.
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Date: 2009-08-09 05:35 pm (UTC)You're more than entitled. The hug they got a few minutes after that picture was lovely, but it really felt like they should have been snogging!
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Date: 2009-08-10 07:16 am (UTC)Actually, I think I'd want her to have a talk show. She's sit on the sofa in her lounge and gossip with her viewers and offer advice. Wouldn't it be awesome? *squee* Oh, I can sooooooo picture this and it's BRILLIANT! I just love the idea. At the very least, someone needs to write a fic about this...
It would be called "Crafts with the Master." And he would teach us how to knit handcuffs and how to paint pictures of our enemies being destroyed and how to sculpt enormous statuesof ourselves. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH The mental image for this is hysterical. John Simm would be diabolically awesome. He totally needs his own show like NOW.
Hmm. Does "Harry Potter" count, even though it's not a show? Because all wizards are clearly Time Lords. Okay, maybe I'll go with "30 Minute Meals," just because, like, why not? EVERYTHING can use a little Ten. Oh yes, it totally counts. I can just picture the TARDIS landing in the middle of Hogwarts and causing mayhem because it managed to break through all the bespellments. I've now got a hillarious image of Snape glaring at Ten and Ten glaring right back and coming up with an awesome retort... *giggles*
They should be snogging each other all over T&C, but especially after they howl each other into the Vortex at the end of T&C. Oh, who are we kidding, they totally shagged after that episode fades to black. *nods* Yes. You are so epically right there. How could they not.
During their reunion in TSE. I still feel cheated over that. Me too! I was just talking about this with someone the other day. So heartbreaking that they never got that moment. Donna and Jack so would have cheered them on! :)
When Rose comes back from Pete's World in "Doomsday." She should have grabbed him and snogged the life out of him. YES! Okay your answers are making me want all of these scenarios to be turned into fantastic fics.
Heck, Rose should have snogged him all the time. I mean, how could you be that close in proximity to DT and NOT want to snog him?...
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Date: 2009-08-11 12:34 am (UTC)Hahaha! A Jackie Gets a Talk Show fic! Yes! Brilliant!
John Simm needs to have his own show where he just does whatever he wants for an hour. He could just stare into space for an hour.
Hahaha! Ten and Dumbledore would know each other from way back!
Ha! Yes, this is how fics start...
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Date: 2009-08-11 01:28 am (UTC)Hahaha! Ten and Dumbledore would know each other from way back! BWAH oh they so would!
Ten: Dumbledore!
DD: Doctor, you look younger every time we meet.
Ten: Yeah well, you know...
DD: Still traveling the universe?
Ten: *nods* Still running from trouble.
DD: *looks at him over the top of his spectacles* and causing it?
Ten: *laughs* of course.
.... and so on.. .hee... that was silly and fun...
Ha! Yes, this is how fics start... It really is. My muse is bugging me as we speak. I really should get back to my writing. Got 700 words already today.
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