Jobs I Should Be Doing

Today at lunch, I wandered over to Page 2 for the first time in forever. And what do I see? This article. Which immediately infuriated me, as I actually try as hard as I can not to be obnoxious to other fans. I never gloat, or explain how awesome my team is, because that is stuff I associate with Yankee fans, and I hate that about Yankee fans. I've been to Red Sox away games, and I've cheered for the Red Sox, and I've always felt bad doing it, because I *know* it's annoying, but, at the same time, when the rest of the stadium is also full of Red Sox fans, why shouldn't I cheer? There are parts of that article that don't even make logical sense to me. Like what? Well, I will share with you:

 

( I Attack That Ridiculous Article, Almost Line By Line. Trust Me, It's Aweome.  )