Mid-morning. Time for his daily check of John’s Internet browsing history. Sherlock did this for John’s own good. Sometimes John spent an inordinate amount of time searching for things that Sherlock already knew, like “best thai Marylebone.” And if Sherlock hoped he’d someday find John was looking for gay porn, well, then he could casually work into conversation, Fancy a shag, John?
On the day he found an appalling YouTube video titled “Gangnam Style,” Sherlock stared at it and tried to think if this boded well or ill for John possibly moving in the direction of searching for gay porn.