“Do you know how to build a fire?” Matt asked, once they got to the campground.
“Of course!” Brem and Athena chorused, because how hard could starting a fire be?
An hour later, Matt was enjoying a beer and giving lots of advice that mainly constituted mockery.
“You know,” Brem huffed, “not all of us were Boy Scouts!”
“Actually, I was in the Girl Scouts, remember?” said Athena.
“That’s right. So why don’t you know how to build a fire?”
“Because Dad and I were too busy killing a man-eating slug.”
“You guys have the best stories,” said Matt fondly.
“Of course!” Brem and Athena chorused, because how hard could starting a fire be?
An hour later, Matt was enjoying a beer and giving lots of advice that mainly constituted mockery.
“You know,” Brem huffed, “not all of us were Boy Scouts!”
“Actually, I was in the Girl Scouts, remember?” said Athena.
“That’s right. So why don’t you know how to build a fire?”
“Because Dad and I were too busy killing a man-eating slug.”
“You guys have the best stories,” said Matt fondly.