Advent Drabble 17 - Krampus
Dec. 17th, 2016 09:51 pmFor
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“I am pretty sure he’s real, Mum,” Brem said.
“Krampus isn’t real,” Rose assured him. “It’s just a folk tale made up to scare children.”
“Dad says folk tales are all real. You just have to find the right universe.”
Rose sighed. “Your dad is sometimes not very helpful. Even if Krampus is real, it doesn’t matter. He only visits bad children.”
“I’m not good all the time,” said Brem. “Sometimes I get in trouble. Because I’m precocious. I’m concerned Krampus is particular and will not appreciate precociousness.”
“I think Krampus makes exceptions for impossible Time Lord children,” Rose promised.
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“I am pretty sure he’s real, Mum,” Brem said.
“Krampus isn’t real,” Rose assured him. “It’s just a folk tale made up to scare children.”
“Dad says folk tales are all real. You just have to find the right universe.”
Rose sighed. “Your dad is sometimes not very helpful. Even if Krampus is real, it doesn’t matter. He only visits bad children.”
“I’m not good all the time,” said Brem. “Sometimes I get in trouble. Because I’m precocious. I’m concerned Krampus is particular and will not appreciate precociousness.”
“I think Krampus makes exceptions for impossible Time Lord children,” Rose promised.