The Days of Our Lives Watching Adventure (3/4)

[earlgreytea68]

EGT (5:11:20 PM):

She looks vaguely familiar.

c73 (5:11:46 PM):

Ew, now the warden is being insufferable.

EGT (5:11:50 PM):

Wow.

EGT (5:11:52 PM):

She is EVIL.

EGT (5:11:56 PM):

What is she doing in this prison?

EGT (5:11:57 PM):

I missed it.

c73 (5:11:58 PM):

And why is she in cahoots with that hatchet-faced blonde?

EGT (5:12:07 PM):

Wow, Bo is so smart about being on the run.

c73 (5:12:22 PM):

WHO is outside the cabin?  (DUN)

EGT (5:12:28 PM):

CLIFFHANGER.

c73 (5:12:30 PM):

Chloe has a spare room in that tiny apartment?

c73 (5:12:40 PM):

With spare toothbrushes?  "and lotions"?

EGT (5:12:45 PM):

Yeah, seriously.

c73 (5:12:49 PM):

Stacey, will you come visit me sometime?

c73 (5:12:54 PM):

We have spare lotions.

EGT (5:13:09 PM):

Okay, that sounded sketchy.

EGT (5:13:18 PM):

I think Carly might get the wrong idea about what's going on during this sleepover.

c73 (5:13:19 PM):

It does.

c73 (5:13:28 PM):

*glares at Chloe*

EGT (5:13:43 PM):

Ah, you see, Vivian doesn't care about EJ's son because SHE'S EVIL.

c73 (5:13:45 PM):

Vivian has so much FUN being evil.

EGT (5:13:48 PM):

Ha!

EGT (5:13:54 PM):

She finds it rewarding, it's true.

EGT (5:13:56 PM):

HAHAHAHAHA.

c73 (5:13:57 PM):

DUN DUN DUNNN!

EGT (5:14:04 PM):

I love how soap opera characters talk to themselves all the time.

EGT (5:14:08 PM):

YES.

EGT (5:14:12 PM):

HOT GUY IN NEXT EPISODE, TOO.

c73 (5:14:17 PM):

Bo with a gun!  "Stop right there".

c73 (5:14:19 PM):

*snicker*

EGT (5:14:22 PM):

Also, Brady looks intense.

c73 (5:14:24 PM):

Are you up for the next ep?

EGT (5:14:26 PM):

He takes after his dad.

EGT (5:14:27 PM):

I am!

c73 (5:14:40 PM):

okay, will get it cued up...

EGT (5:14:42 PM):

I have it ready to go.

c73 (5:15:02 PM):

I’m there!

c73 (5:15:06 PM):

bo and hope

EGT (5:15:06 PM):

k

EGT (5:15:13 PM):

Yup.

EGT (5:15:15 PM):

Still on the run.

EGT (5:15:27 PM):

Bo knows he wasn't followed, because Bo is THAT GOOD at being a fugitive.

EGT (5:15:37 PM):

What is Hope's vague ailment?

EGT (5:15:55 PM):

I'm fascinated by the stick coat hanger in the back there.

EGT (5:15:57 PM):

Did you see that?

EGT (5:16:01 PM):

HHAHAHAHA.

EGT (5:16:04 PM):

Oh, Bo's gun.

c73 (5:16:04 PM):

Her "beaten up" makeup is different today.

c73 (5:16:08 PM):

And yes, I saw it!

EGT (5:16:11 PM):

Continuity.

c73 (5:16:12 PM):

How rustic!

EGT (5:16:26 PM):

Why is Rafe calling Daniel to find out where Carly is?

c73 (5:16:27 PM):

Wow, Carly looks BAD.

EGT (5:16:31 PM):

Awwww, Alice!

c73 (5:16:34 PM):

Jennifer!  YAAAAY

EGT (5:16:41 PM):

Oh, Jennifer.

EGT (5:16:45 PM):

What happened to Jack?

EGT (5:16:49 PM):

What's up with Jack, Jr.?

c73 (5:16:50 PM):

Where is Jack?

c73 (5:16:53 PM):

WOE?

EGT (5:16:58 PM):

Like, who calls people "Jack, Jr.?"

c73 (5:16:59 PM):

AIEE Doug and Julie

c73 (5:17:12 PM):

Wow, what the heck kind of bedroom is that?

c73 (5:17:21 PM):

AUGH the weather broke into my recording!

EGT (5:17:24 PM):

Why don't they move out?

EGT (5:17:25 PM):

WHAT.

EGT (5:17:25 PM):

WHAT.

EGT (5:17:28 PM):

OH, NOES!!!!

c73 (5:17:29 PM):

I am watching a forecast!'

c73 (5:17:32 PM):

*FF*

c73 (5:17:34 PM):

Dammit.

EGT (5:17:34 PM):

I will tell you what happened.

EGT (5:17:38 PM):

Oh, no!

EGT (5:17:41 PM):

Does it keep going?

EGT (5:17:49 PM):

Philip brought Melanie mistletoe, and they kissed.

EGT (5:17:57 PM):

Stephanie is telling some guy they can't go to Baltimore today, or ever.

EGT (5:17:58 PM):

DUN DUN DUN.

c73 (5:18:00 PM):

It did, for a bit, now we're back in Chloe's apartment.

EGT (5:18:10 PM):

Brady is confronting EJ and Nicole.

c73 (5:18:10 PM):

Thanks for catching me up!  Aw, Philip!

EGT (5:18:13 PM):

I'll tell you when I get there.

c73 (5:18:21 PM):

(whose hair is a bit egregious lately)

c73 (5:18:30 PM):

ok, I will await your arrival.

EGT (5:18:34 PM):

I’m there.

c73 (5:18:41 PM):

away we go!

EGT (5:18:43 PM):

Daniel is telling Rafe Carly's in their apartment.

EGT (5:18:47 PM):

Chloe hasn't showed up yet.

EGT (5:18:57 PM):

But I love her hair being described as "egregious."

c73 (5:18:57 PM):

And Carly's trying to snag the phone back.

c73 (5:19:03 PM):

HEE.

EGT (5:19:10 PM):

I think you missed 20 scenes and six whole lines of dialogue.

c73 (5:19:16 PM):

HAHAHA

EGT (5:19:21 PM):

Now I'm with the evil warden.

c73 (5:19:28 PM):

Me too, just.

c73 (5:19:34 PM):

And the strange orange lady.

EGT (5:19:34 PM):

OMG.

EGT (5:19:37 PM):

BO IS BEING THREATENING.

c73 (5:19:39 PM):

HAHAHA "wacko husband"

EGT (5:19:44 PM):

UH-OH.

EGT (5:19:47 PM):

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN.

c73 (5:19:49 PM):

He is GRITTING OUT HIS WORDS

EGT (5:19:50 PM):

FF for me

c73 (5:19:59 PM):

Crash to black!  And Scene.

c73 (5:20:02 PM):

*FF*

c73 (5:20:22 PM):

back!

c73 (5:20:32 PM):

Ew, Philip's hair.

EGT (5:20:34 PM):

I don't like Philip.

EGT (5:20:36 PM):

He's smarmy.

EGT (5:20:42 PM):

Why don't they move out?

c73 (5:20:46 PM):

And not in the charming Chuck Bass way.

EGT (5:20:53 PM):

????

EGT (5:20:58 PM):

No, not in the charming Chuck Bass way.

c73 (5:21:03 PM):

Oh, Brady was talking about that.

EGT (5:21:04 PM):

How can you claim to own somebody?

EGT (5:21:08 PM):

Yes, he was.

EGT (5:21:13 PM):

CORPORATE SHENANIGANS.

c73 (5:21:18 PM):

Something like they weren't going to move out and that would help defeat Vivian.

c73 (5:21:21 PM):

??

EGT (5:21:31 PM):

Is Philip Vivian's son?

c73 (5:21:37 PM):

Who are these kids?

EGT (5:21:41 PM):

I have no clue.

EGT (5:21:44 PM):

Philip is Victor's son.

EGT (5:21:49 PM):

But I don't remember who his mother is.

c73 (5:22:04 PM):

I think Vivian carried him in her womb but he's really Victor and Kate's.  Or something.  Didn't Vivian steal some eggs and implant them in herself?

EGT (5:22:16 PM):

Oh!

EGT (5:22:19 PM):

Yes, I think that's right.

c73 (5:22:24 PM):

WHOA, Brady just called Nicole a bitch to her face.

EGT (5:22:38 PM):

Oh, whatever, Stephanie, go with him, your family does this stuff once a month.

EGT (5:22:42 PM):

I KNOW.

EGT (5:22:44 PM):

OOOH, DRAMA.

EGT (5:22:54 PM):

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

c73 (5:22:57 PM):

EJ wins all arguments for the near future.

EGT (5:23:02 PM):

I'm sorry, I know this isn't supposed to be funny, but YES.

EGT (5:23:06 PM):

It's like his trump card.

c73 (5:23:07 PM):

"My son just lost his eye to cancer, now go away."

c73 (5:23:13 PM):

Ha!  It is his trump card.

EGT (5:23:23 PM):

What the hell?

EGT (5:23:26 PM):

Why are they talking now?

EGT (5:23:32 PM):

Brady just called her a bitch.

EGT (5:23:34 PM):

I'm so confused.

c73 (5:23:38 PM):

That's a Cello of Intense Paternal Sadness right there.

EGT (5:23:40 PM):

Where is Stefano?

EGT (5:23:42 PM):

HAHAHAHAHA.

EGT (5:23:45 PM):

He's done emoting?

c73 (5:23:48 PM):

He is tired from EMOTING.

EGT (5:23:55 PM):

And then he twisted his ring, and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

EGT (5:23:59 PM):

FF

c73 (5:24:10 PM):

He is acquiring a selection of healthy donor eyeballs.  Maybe from Marlena.

c73 (5:24:14 PM):

Bwaha!

c73 (5:24:16 PM):

*FF*

EGT (5:24:20 PM):

Hahahahahahahaha!

c73 (5:24:34 PM):

back!

EGT (5:24:34 PM):

Julie looks good.

c73 (5:24:39 PM):

Yay, the Horton tree!

EGT (5:24:52 PM):

Awwww, she's being so nice to Jennifer.

c73 (5:24:53 PM):

Aw, realism!  Flights from Heathrow cancelled!

EGT (5:24:57 PM):

Poor Jennifer.

c73 (5:25:09 PM):

Is Jen going grey?

EGT (5:25:15 PM):

Mickey did die!

EGT (5:25:18 PM):

I think she is.

EGT (5:25:24 PM):

And did Alice just die this year?

c73 (5:25:32 PM):

I am sad that Alice died.  I guess it was just this year.

EGT (5:25:33 PM):

We are so old that Jennifer is going gray now.

c73 (5:25:35 PM):

*sniff*

c73 (5:25:49 PM):

Dang.

c73 (5:25:52 PM):

*feels old*

EGT (5:25:54 PM):

Bo was giving off signals.

EGT (5:26:11 PM):

Oh, it's the ED kid!

c73 (5:26:15 PM):

I still want to know where Jack is.

c73 (5:26:25 PM):

HAHAHA did you just see Doug's reaction?

c73 (5:26:33 PM):

His little "Oh!" dramatic face?

EGT (5:26:36 PM):

I like Rafe, too!

EGT (5:26:39 PM):

I did see his reaction!

EGT (5:26:44 PM):

It cracked me up!

c73 (5:26:44 PM):

*snicker*

EGT (5:27:05 PM):

I want Julie to be like, "No, sweetheart, when I said Bo and Hope were going to surprise us, I meant by shagging while on the run."

EGT (5:27:11 PM):

Wow, DRAMATIC ENTRANCE, RAFE.

c73 (5:27:16 PM):

No kidding!

c73 (5:27:26 PM):

Hahaha!  I want Julie to do that too.

EGT (5:27:27 PM):

Rafe spends precious little time with his wife.

c73 (5:27:42 PM):

I know I know that actress.  It is driving me NUTS.

EGT (5:27:44 PM):

How many times can these people have the SAME CONVERSATION?

EGT (5:27:57 PM):

Bo will always put up a fight, lady.

EGT (5:28:01 PM):

BECAUSE HE'S BO BRADY.

c73 (5:28:03 PM):

I know, there's an awful lot of exposition.

EGT (5:28:08 PM):

Seriously.

c73 (5:28:12 PM):

HAHAHAHA way to almost brain your boyfriend, Hope.

EGT (5:28:20 PM):

Bo has a leather coat over a sweatshirt over a shirt.

EGT (5:28:23 PM):

He looks absurd.

EGT (5:28:28 PM):

Bo fell down?

EGT (5:28:29 PM):

Really?

EGT (5:28:33 PM):

Is he telling the truth?

EGT (5:28:38 PM):

That is the stupidest thing ever.

c73 (5:28:43 PM):

Oh wow.  Yes it is.

EGT (5:28:45 PM):

Oh, he's not her boyfriend, he's Carly's boyfriend, you know.

c73 (5:28:48 PM):

LAME.

EGT (5:29:01 PM):

Weird fade-out.

EGT (5:29:01 PM):

FF

c73 (5:29:08 PM):

(to the falling down, not the boyfriend thing)

c73 (5:29:10 PM):

*ff*

c73 (5:29:32 PM):

back!

c73 (5:29:38 PM):

Nudity time!

EGT (5:29:39 PM):

So, Philip and Melanie are bored and stuck in their bedroom, so there's going to be a lot of sex.

EGT (5:29:42 PM):

"You're my woman."

EGT (5:29:44 PM):

How charming.

EGT (5:30:16 PM):

APB

EGT (5:30:19 PM):

THEY'RE GOING TO HEAR THE APB

c73 (5:30:21 PM):

They're turning on Sexy Christmas music

c73 (5:30:30 PM):

Ha!  Of course they are.  DUN.

EGT (5:30:31 PM):

Yes, which they have on the radio in Salem.

c73 (5:30:43 PM):

All saxophone Christmas classics!

EGT (5:30:45 PM):

How is Philip related to Hope and Bo?

EGT (5:30:48 PM):

HAHAHAHAHA.

EGT (5:30:56 PM):

So they're just going to have this conversation outside?

EGT (5:31:00 PM):

Where anyone can overhear?

c73 (5:31:04 PM):

Sure, why not?

EGT (5:31:20 PM):

I want Rafe and Carly to make out.

EGT (5:31:27 PM):

Everyone's too INTENSE and EMO.

c73 (5:31:29 PM):

I might need a few minutes/hours to figure out how Philip and Hope/Bo are related.  WAIT.

EGT (5:31:31 PM):

There needs to be more making out.

c73 (5:31:35 PM):

Is it through Victor?

EGT (5:31:42 PM):

YES.

c73 (5:31:43 PM):

Isn't Bo really Victor's?

EGT (5:31:47 PM):

Yes!

EGT (5:31:49 PM):

You're right!

EGT (5:31:52 PM):

So they're half-brothers!

c73 (5:31:58 PM):

Yes!

EGT (5:32:06 PM):

YOU WIN A GOLD STAR.

c73 (5:32:16 PM):

Ha!  Why thank you!

EGT (5:32:23 PM):

Carly's like, "What? It's not good that she escaped from prison? She's going to be in trouble for that?"

EGT (5:32:26 PM):

You know what, Bo?

c73 (5:32:30 PM):

Now if I can only connect Maggie and Brady.

c73 (5:32:37 PM):

*furrows brow*

EGT (5:32:37 PM):

If you're so worried about Hope being cold, you could lend her one of your 16 coats.

c73 (5:32:55 PM):

HAHAHA.  True!   Instead she is wearing a jersey of some sort?

c73 (5:33:04 PM):

And the music is making us think it is OMG FLASHBACK

EGT (5:33:06 PM):

Yes.

EGT (5:33:07 PM):

Yup.

c73 (5:33:08 PM):

HAHAHAHA BO'S HAIR

c73 (5:33:10 PM):

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EGT (5:33:11 PM):

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

c73 (5:33:12 PM):

*dies*

EGT (5:33:14 PM):

OMG, BEST THING EVER

EGT (5:33:17 PM):

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

c73 (5:33:17 PM):

HAHAHAHAHAHA

c73 (5:33:19 PM):

*wheeze*

c73 (5:33:32 PM):

Complete with 1980's Casio music accompanying it

c73 (5:33:34 PM):

HAHAHA

EGT (5:33:35 PM):

Is this a cabin they used to own?

EGT (5:33:39 PM):

Hahahahaha!

EGT (5:33:39 PM):

Yes!

c73 (5:33:40 PM):

Oh boy he was fluffy.

Comments

[meralee82.livejournal.com]

"Cello of Intense Paternal Sadness"

I. Am. In. AWE. Must find way to use this in a sentence during a meeting at work...

[earlgreytea68.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha! c73 gets all the credit for that one. And it was *such* an accurate description!