Lent--Day 35

[earlgreytea68]

THIS COMMERCIAL OMG.

So, here is a liveblog of me watching this commercial:

• I really want a Jaguar.
• No, wait, I only want a Jaguar if it comes with Benedict Cumberbatch.
• Do Jaguars come with Benedict Cumberbatch now?
• I wonder how much extra Benedict Cumberbatch costs.
• I wonder if I have to buy the Jaguar, or if I can just get the Benedict Cumberbatch feature.
• Never mind, I don't want a Jaguar at all, I just want Benedict Cumberbatch.
• Whose idea was this advertisement? I wonder if I can send them a thank-you note.
• How many times can I watch this ad on endless loop?
• So now he's wearing some kind of awesome coat. Benedict. The awesome coats are... [this thought is unfinished because I got distracted]
• OMG he's pouring tea.
• OMG he's drinking tea.
• OMG he's walking down a staircase.
• [sexy voice drop: "And then you turn the thing on properly."] [at this point I fell out of my chair]
• My God, he has gorgeous eyes.
• I also like being around my family, being around my friend, and curling up on a sofa reading a book. Clearly, we are soulmates, Benedict and I.
• I feel dazed. I can't think properly. I think I need a cigarette. And a Jaguar, yes, definitely want a Jag.