Advent Drabble 6 - Royal
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“I’m not saying I’m royalty,” says Eames on The Graham Norton Show, “but I’m not saying I’m not.”
Arthur sighs. “I tell him not to say things like that.”
“Oh, it’s fine,” Eames says negligently. “The Queen doesn’t mind.”
“You don’t actually know the Queen.”
“I know her in spirit.”
“No, you don’t.”
“Someday maybe the Queen will ring me up and ask me to redecorate Buckingham Palace.”
“And then someone will remind her that you’re the designer who wears orgy shirts—”
“That was one time.” Eames considers. “Wait. Do you think I’ve destroyed my chance at being knighted?”
“I’m not saying I’m royalty,” says Eames on The Graham Norton Show, “but I’m not saying I’m not.”
Arthur sighs. “I tell him not to say things like that.”
“Oh, it’s fine,” Eames says negligently. “The Queen doesn’t mind.”
“You don’t actually know the Queen.”
“I know her in spirit.”
“No, you don’t.”
“Someday maybe the Queen will ring me up and ask me to redecorate Buckingham Palace.”
“And then someone will remind her that you’re the designer who wears orgy shirts—”
“That was one time.” Eames considers. “Wait. Do you think I’ve destroyed my chance at being knighted?”
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Date: 2016-12-07 03:43 am (UTC)Heeheeheeheeheehee!
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Date: 2016-12-07 04:17 pm (UTC)*chortle*
Would be a sight though, wouldn't it?
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Date: 2016-12-07 04:59 pm (UTC)SHERLOCK (from another verse): Of course you know him. He hit you with his car!
JOHN: Sherlock, don't be rude to your brother.
:D
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Date: 2016-12-08 08:42 pm (UTC)