Advent Drabble 18 - Snacks
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Patrick buys jellied eels at the store.
“You didn’t seriously like those things,” Pete insists. “Put those back.”
“What? They weren’t that bad.”
“They were disgusting. It’s just that you don’t have a sensitive mouth. Like me.”
“I got you some cream cheese and Cheetos, too. I’m not going to make you eat the jellied eels.”
“But here’s the most important question,” says Pete. “Are you going to make me eat some spotted dick?”
“That depends on two things,” Patrick replies thoughtfully. “Can your sensitive mouth handle it?”
“Usually,” Pete answers promptly.
“And is it actually spotted?”
“Do freckles count?”
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Date: 2023-12-19 12:28 am (UTC)Patrick buys jellied eels at the store.
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT
“You didn’t seriously like those things,” Pete insists. “Put those back.”
YES DO PUT THOSE BACK THIS IS NOT SUITABLE FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION PATRICK ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE
“What? They weren’t that bad.”
Oh my God yes you are totally insane.
I’m not going to make you eat the jellied eels.
Be grateful for small mercies, Pete.
“Are you going to make me eat some spotted dick?”
Never mind. Do agree to swallow anything except the Eels From Hell.
Listen, I applaud the pun and the banter but excuse me, it's the first time I've said that after reading one of your drabbles but I need a mouthwash. *is jellied-eels-traumatised forever*
P.S. Look at my icon. HA HA HA black humour.
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