Advent Drabble 12 - Roundabout
Dec. 12th, 2025 05:40 pmFor
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“You are criticizing my driving and it is absolutely uncalled for,” Eames announced.
“You are failing at navigating this roundabout,” Arthur replied calmly.
“Well, who puts a fucking roundabout in a fucking dream?” Eames demanded. Then cut the car straight through the traffic to the other side.
“That was cheating.”
“I do know all about roundabouts, by the way. We are on my home turf right now. Driving on the right side of the road. The correct side, I mean.”
“And yet,” Arthur murmured. “You remain a terrible driver on both sides of the Atlantic.”
“We are in a dream!”
“You are criticizing my driving and it is absolutely uncalled for,” Eames announced.
“You are failing at navigating this roundabout,” Arthur replied calmly.
“Well, who puts a fucking roundabout in a fucking dream?” Eames demanded. Then cut the car straight through the traffic to the other side.
“That was cheating.”
“I do know all about roundabouts, by the way. We are on my home turf right now. Driving on the right side of the road. The correct side, I mean.”
“And yet,” Arthur murmured. “You remain a terrible driver on both sides of the Atlantic.”
“We are in a dream!”
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Date: 2025-12-13 04:59 am (UTC)Absolute perfection. Thank you.
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Date: 2025-12-13 08:54 pm (UTC)But perhaps he's an even more terrible driver in reality. :D Brilliant banter!
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Date: 2025-12-14 12:54 am (UTC)