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Bonus Christmas Drabble 1 - Latkes
Dec. 25th, 2018 11:18 pmRequested by anonymous.
“The thing is,” Sherlock informs Oliver, “cooking is nothing but chemistry.” Sherlock pauses and regards the kitchen. “We just have to be very careful to keep the arsenic away from the other ingredients.”
Oliver nods in grave agreement.
John comes home to find them leaning over hot oil. “What are you doing?” he asks, alarmed.
“Calculating the smoking point of oil so that we can make latkes,” Sherlock replies.
“No,” John says, grabbing Oliver away from the oil.
Sherlock pouts extravagantly. “I put the arsenic away.”
“Okay,” John says. “I’m declaring this kitchen permanently off-limits.”
“He overreacts,” Sherlock tells Oliver.
“The thing is,” Sherlock informs Oliver, “cooking is nothing but chemistry.” Sherlock pauses and regards the kitchen. “We just have to be very careful to keep the arsenic away from the other ingredients.”
Oliver nods in grave agreement.
John comes home to find them leaning over hot oil. “What are you doing?” he asks, alarmed.
“Calculating the smoking point of oil so that we can make latkes,” Sherlock replies.
“No,” John says, grabbing Oliver away from the oil.
Sherlock pouts extravagantly. “I put the arsenic away.”
“Okay,” John says. “I’m declaring this kitchen permanently off-limits.”
“He overreacts,” Sherlock tells Oliver.
