My Continuing FedEx Saga

Just called FedEx for the fourth time since Wednesday. Had the following conversation: 

( The Script )

And then I hung up. At this point I just feel totally helpless. I think they never intend on ever delivering this package to me. It's the strangest situation ever. They're just going to keep promising that it will come the next day and never delivering it. I was furious about this on Friday. Today I'm just defeated. They have all the power--especially since I didn't pay for the shipment anyway--and they'll just keep laughing at me and refusing to deliver the package ad infinitum, especially as I'll never get out of work early enough to drive to bloody Guam to get the thing.

SQUEEEEEEE!

There is nothing like a Game Seven.